Honest reviews from real friends* who survived real flights*. *Some of this is made up. It's a joke website. Calm down.
Took a flight on FFS Air and it was truly a life-altering experience. I've never been so motivated to arrive at my destination. The lack of a bathroom really makes you appreciate the simple things in life, like a gas station on arrival. Five stars for getting me there, barely.
I've always wanted to know what it's like to be in a bouncy house at 10,000 feet. The bring-your-own-food policy was great, but I'd suggest adding a bring-your-own-oxygen policy for flights over 15 minutes. Highly recommend for anyone who enjoys a good risk.
The safety briefing was one sentence long and most of it was about the canopy latch. In-flight entertainment was watching the pilot argue with the GPS. We landed, which the pilot seemed genuinely pleased about, and so was I.
Docked one star because my knees were in the panel for the entire flight, which I've been told is a feature of the "no-aisle" experience. Otherwise a great time, and the view beat any window seat I've had on a real airline.
Asked what the range of the aircraft was before takeoff. Was told "about five hours, give or take a headwind." We landed with fuel to spare, a full bladder, and a new appreciation for headwinds.
Zero turbulence, zero complaints, one very stuffed tiger riding shotgun who did not say a word the entire flight. Model passenger, honestly. Better than my husband.
Asked the flight attendant for a blanket. The pilot pointed at himself and said "I'm also the flight attendant." Then he handed me his jacket. Ten out of ten customer service. Jacket smelled like avgas.
I was promised a window seat. Every seat is a window seat. The entire airplane is basically a window. I don't know why I'm upset, but I am.
The in-flight magazine was a laminated checklist. I've never read anything so gripping. Spoiler alert: the ending is "MIXTURE - IDLE CUTOFF."
Pre-flight briefing included the phrase "if the canopy rattles, that's normal." It rattled. I screamed. It was normal. Three stars because I'm still not over it.
My wife and I celebrated our anniversary aboard FFS Air. Nothing says romance like sharing an armrest with a fuel selector and a pilot asking you not to kick his seat.
The landing was so smooth I didn't know we'd landed until the pilot yelled "NAILED IT" and high-fived himself. Didn't know you could high-five yourself. FFS Air, everybody.
Asked about the frequent flyer program. He handed me 100,000 points and said my goal is to get to zero. I have never felt so motivated by a rewards program in my life. Currently at 99,950. Lost 50 for touching a knob.
Incredible airline. Great pilot. Very handsome. Excellent landings. Would fly again. Would recommend to everyone. This review was definitely not written by the pilot.
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