For Fuck's Sake Airlines proudly serves the entire continental United States* from one airport, with one airplane, flown by one guy who swears he's done this before.
*In theory. Fuel stops not included. Hawaii is a hard no.
Updated in real time by someone looking out the hangar door.
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Our entire fleet, at headquarters
Meet N81089, a 1977 Grumman Tiger and the flagship, wide-body*, long-haul* jewel of the FFS Air fleet. *None of that is true.
| Aircraft | Grumman AA-5B Tiger |
| Year | 1977 (vintage, like the jokes) |
| Seats | 4, if everyone skips breakfast |
| Cruise speed | Faster than driving. Usually. |
| Range | ~450 nm, or one bladder |
| Entertainment | Watching the pilot read a chart |
| Wi-Fi | Yell louder |
| Bathrooms | 0 |
Every review is 100% verified by the pilot, who also wrote some of them.
The lack of a bathroom really makes you appreciate the simple things, like a gas station on arrival. Five stars for getting me there, barely.
The bring-your-own-food policy was great, but I'd suggest a bring-your-own-oxygen policy for anything over 15 minutes.
Docked one star because my knees were in the instrument panel the entire flight, which I'm told is a feature of the "no-aisle experience."
Pick any US airport. We'll pretend to process it and hand you a boarding pass you absolutely cannot use.
