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Customer Reviews

Read what friends and family say about FFS Airlines and our adventures.

"My friends called me crazy for trying to get down to zero Fucks, but I proved them wrong. After my last flight, I checked my balance and saw a beautiful, glorious '0'. I think a tear might have rolled down my cheek, but I'm not sure, I just don't care anymore. The world is a better place now that I no longer have any Fucks to give. And it's all thanks to the FFS Air Mileage Program."

Jose
A sleek, white glider resting on a grassy field, with a shiny, glass cockpit and long, slender wings. The reflection of the sky is visible on the cockpit, and a small German flag is painted on the tail fin. The surrounding foliage indicates an autumn setting with vibrant colors.
A sleek, white glider resting on a grassy field, with a shiny, glass cockpit and long, slender wings. The reflection of the sky is visible on the cockpit, and a small German flag is painted on the tail fin. The surrounding foliage indicates an autumn setting with vibrant colors.

Mexico, IN

"I did it. After 100,000 Fucks points, I finally hit zero. My life is forever changed. I'm no longer bothered by crying babies, turbulence, or the lack of legroom. My new state of mind is a direct result of FFS Air. I am free. I have no Fucks left to give. Thank you, FFS Air, for this life-changing apathy."

A vintage yellow aircraft is flying against a clear blue sky. It features a distinctive radial engine and a streamlined fuselage with black and red accents. The registration number N9405H is visible on the tail.
A vintage yellow aircraft is flying against a clear blue sky. It features a distinctive radial engine and a streamlined fuselage with black and red accents. The registration number N9405H is visible on the tail.
Rusty

Kokomo, IN

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